Sammy-Jane, star of many a hit Splosh! production, wears a skintight red halter-neck vinyl minidress onto the mudflats by the Severn Bridge, running the gauntlet of the walkers on the coastal path that runs at the base of the cliffs seen in the opening sequence.

She larks around in the thick mud, eventually covering herself from head (including hair) to foot, having given herself a boob job on the way with large handfuls of mud, before returning to the firmer ground, exhausted.

Note. True to my screenname, there is no sound for approx. the first 3m 50s.